Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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