One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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