32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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