oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
