Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You pole danced in your parka.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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