Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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