tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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