I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
