Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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