Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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