We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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