oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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