remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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