That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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