Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
