nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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