That's when you crack a 10am beer
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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