if you like me you must not know who I am
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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