I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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