three words: i give head
three words: not that well
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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