not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Everyone says I win the strip club
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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