I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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