To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
