I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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