dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I stole a fireplace last night.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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