I have demons in me.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he thought i was a dude.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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