I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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