if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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