Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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