I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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