I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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