OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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