you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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