we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
two words...techno handjob
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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