Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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