Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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