be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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