No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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