I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
please don't ironically join a cult
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