You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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