goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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