We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.