She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
what food is Colorado known for?