I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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