i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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