He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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