Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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