Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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