yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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