why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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