ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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