I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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