I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
