Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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