Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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