no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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