I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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