found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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