I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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