i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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