On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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