Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You smell like stripper and shame
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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