She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
being pregnant is like rehab
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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