How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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